I got rights, and I demand to see the manager now!

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 09/19/2020 at 10:49 • Filed to: Karens, Shitpost, shitposting, Masks, Mask, satire, Anti maskers, Anti masker

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Regulations are tyranny!

dogisbadob > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/19/2020 at 10:50

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hehehe automatic headlights ;)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/19/2020 at 10:54

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3 is me on my bicycle....i tend to only have a tail light (oddly enough...over here the cops dont seem to enforce riding without lights in town where theres streetlights...they will fine you the moment you leave town tho)

in a car i have the lights on always i figure even in day light it helps...or at least doesnt hurt

atfsgeoff > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/19/2020 at 11:00

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You forgot

9. Because it’s broad daylight out

onlytwowheels > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/19/2020 at 11:09

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I live in Ma ine, the state with the oldest population in the USA. This may well be worst state to dri ve without headlights due to what I will say are vision impaired drivers. Yet, this may be the state where you will find the highest percentage of drivers without headlights on in da rkness and inclement weather. 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > atfsgeoff 09/19/2020 at 11:16

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The sun is the biggest headlight out there

camarov6rs > atfsgeoff 09/19/2020 at 11:23

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Darkness is a hoax

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/19/2020 at 11:27

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Oh, you must be in that group too.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 09/19/2020 at 11:58

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fintail > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/19/2020 at 12:22

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Headlights are just a deep state conspiracy to see how people will conform.

Headlights are built by child slavery rings based in the basements of pizza parlors.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/19/2020 at 12:23

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How I use my headlights: set the headlight knob to “Auto”, never think about it again.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > fintail 09/19/2020 at 12:34

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Wake up Sheeple!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > gin-san - shitpost specialist 09/19/2020 at 12:38

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Auto headlights? Look atchyu with your fancy new modern cars and stuff

ClassicDatsunDebate > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/19/2020 at 13:07

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Headlights cause eye cancer.

atfsgeoff > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/19/2020 at 13:18

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Or 10. My alternator isn't working and I need to make it 30 more miles on my dying battery

nermal > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 09/19/2020 at 13:31

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There’s a joke to be made about getting pounded in the rear on a dark road but I can’t quite figure the best way to make it.

404 - User No Longer Available > gin-san - shitpost specialist 09/19/2020 at 13:56

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I can’t remember how many times I’ve got responses about how auto headlights are bad, ranging from people saying they are smart enough to turn on their headlights . One time I remember someone telling me it’s a conspiracy theory between the manufacturers and bulb makers to wear them out faster, and the same reasoning applied to DRLs.

bison78 > gin-san - shitpost specialist 09/19/2020 at 13:59

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Did people reading this not realize that “wear a mask ” could be substituted for “turn on my headlights”?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/19/2020 at 16:57

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I’ve never once had a problem with them. Aside from occasionally using the parking lights there has never been a good reason to set them manually. In the daylight they are off and at dusk and night they are on. No brian power needed.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > atfsgeoff 09/19/2020 at 16:57

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No, that’s when you turn on your foglights.

404 - User No Longer Available > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 09/19/2020 at 17:24

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Well on GM cars it’s permanently on, the Off position is a momentary switch. The moment you go into drive or release the handbrake it’s back to Auto.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/19/2020 at 17:32

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Now that I think about it, it is. Once or twice I switched to the parking lights only to briefly drive with them on but they also light up the taillights so it’s not too big a loss. They really idiot-proofed them (cough cough NISSAN!) and they’ve always worked perfectly. 

404 - User No Longer Available > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 09/19/2020 at 18:02

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I guess they know their clientele.

(I know, there’s a self-burn in there.)